{"id":3728,"date":"2013-10-31T09:18:55","date_gmt":"2013-10-31T13:18:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brazilianpress.com\/v1\/?p=3728"},"modified":"2013-10-31T09:18:55","modified_gmt":"2013-10-31T13:18:55","slug":"francisco-sampa-meu-partido-e-o-brasil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.brazilianpress.com\/v1\/2013\/10\/31\/francisco-sampa-meu-partido-e-o-brasil\/","title":{"rendered":"Francisco Sampa: Meu partido \u00e9 o Brasil&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-94\" alt=\"francisco_sampa\" src=\"http:\/\/www.brazilianpress.com\/v1\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/francisco_sampa.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/>Ao\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0contr\u00e1rio\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0de\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0nossas vossas\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0excel\u00eancias\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0nas esferas\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0municipal, estadual e federal, onde\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0cada um tem\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0seu partido\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0e\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0promove uma aut\u00eantica dan\u00e7a\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0das cadeiras com os interesses particulares e suas\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0necessidades\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0materiais, pois trocam de\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0partido\u00a0muito\u00a0mais r\u00e1pido\u00a0do\u00a0\u00a0que trocam\u00a0\u00a0as meias e\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0as cuecas com ou sem d\u00f3lares. 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